Rumour Rater – The January Scrolls

The festive season. It brings us alive. People like Christmas. They like the joy of giving. And we come alive at Christmas. January brings new promise. A new wave of rumour. Warnock says he has a great bunch of lads but he craves more. The season is long, the season is tough and Vincent Tan needs to bring Neil the gifts of new players. The rumours have started. We hear them. They sustain us.

Jordon Mutch

Jordon is good. Jordon spells his name a different way. Jordon was very good for us. We don’t know where he fits into the current team and we don’t know where this rumour came from. We spoke to Jordon. Jordon likes Cardiff.

Emiliano Sala

A Nice rendezvous in Nantes for Warnock. Give us a Mo on this one. We know this would be a great signing. But why Cardiff? Why would Sal choose us? We choose him. But we know he’s expensive. We seem to be at the front of the queue for his signature. If he signs, we think the Sala-d days are over.

Ethan Ampadu

Of course. Of course we are linked. Ethan is lawful good. But we don’t think he will come.

Nathaniel Clyne

The Rumour Rater likes this one. Clyne is a good defender. Clyne is a good attacking defender. Warnock gave him his debut. But Clyne is playing for Liverpool in a big moment. We think this is logical. We don’t know if the logistics work.

Adam Reach

We don’t know where this has come from but it’s on Twitter. We are encouraged by this. Reach scores lots of worldies. Reach seems like a very Warnock player. Industrious. Runs a lot. Does good goals. Some of the money mentioned is large but the current transfer market is one where large money is small.

Edin Dzeko

We are not amused.

Jarrod Bowen

Jason Bowen’s nephew. He does well in a bad Hull side. We think it would be a good signing. The kind of signing that could pay off in the Premier League. Shrewd. But would definitely pay off if we got relegated. We think it has legs. But only if Tottenham don’t get there first.

Oumar Niasse

We know this makes sense. We are convinced this will happen. We aren’t certain it’s good or bad.